Flies are increasingly invading the streets of Auckland and our listeners give us tips to rid ourselves of them - Peter Lineham tells us why Vadda Vlad Putin was all alone during Christmas - and Corey delivers a highlights package from Wellington's NYE Fireworks Display alongside Justin Wong and Tyler Baikie.
Jonny plays bangers through the afternoon as Corey bakes scones with his Nanny Thelma (recipe available) and gives Metservice an impromptu call about when Auckland's weather will finally get good.
Also, some dude drove an e-scooter over the Harbour Bridge?!
We gave our moon a new name - bFM apparently hired a "TV3 voice" to read the news - and people openly text in using their work plans: imagine all that money we could be making.
Steve comes in after watching When Bob Came, the legendary Brian Wafer joins us for What's Cooking, and all throughout the episode, if you must know, the crew were sipping on some very nice Peach Cider.