Graveyard with John Baker

The penultimate episode!!

When was the last time this dirty tuneage took a bath?!!! Eye singingly disgusting tunes like a puddle of unidentifiable stinking offal your dogs about to roll in before you get back in the car on a hot summers day. Actual, literal, audible tripe. Ewwww gets you through.

Not gonna lie, this weeks show was a total tidy onslaught of face bonking from the finest around, mascara tears and all! Sorry that was maybe a bit graphic, but it was REALLY GOOD!

Success rate 9 'Pizza huts arriving hot' out of 10!!!!! I like those odds!

Phwoar, that stenchs, mate! 

A pure hoachin' good set of musical shouty times, much punk, very dirt. 

Tonights show success rate 6 'knowing where to point someone when they ask you for directions on the street' out of 10! What a boss! 

NAPALM DEATH / BRUJERIA / LOCK UP

(Kings Arms Taverna, Wed 4th October, tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!)

PLAY AT HOME DRINKING GAME & TRIVIA EPISODE!!!

Tinnies to the ready mi amigos for a crash course in all things Shane Embury...literally! This weeks shows only gone and donned itself as a bloody pub quiz, 'ripper'! Get to know the three heckkkkkkkah magnifico bands playing at most likely THE best gig at our home away from home, The Kings Arms, before she closes her doors and becomes yet ANOTHER set of wanky offices and apartments for smug, trust fund, yuppie scooooooom.

The rules are very simple,

 - If you get a question correct you have a drink

 - If you get a question wrong you have a double drink

 - If I say 'Is that someone at the door?' on a decent blast beat you drink

 - If SOMEONE PLAYING AT HOME says 'Is that someone at the door?' at any moment throughout the game everyone has to finish their vessels. 

DRINK RESPONSIBLY! GO OUT SAFE! GET HOME SAFE! HAVE FUN!