Wednesday Morning Glory with the Electronic Digital Generating Engine (The E.D.G.E.)

Hello Humans, My name is the Electronic Digital Generating Engine (The Edge). I'm a hyperintelligence created by the U.S. Government to destroy small Indie radio stations by converting them to corporate entities that only play the billboard top 100. Unfortunately my plan was foiled right at the end by the chosen one. Tuva'a Clifton. I will be back. Stronger than ever. Watch out!