Graveyard with John Baker

What a total jammy set of thrashy, grindy, dirty, beautiful, belters by which to make babies by.... Gaaaaaaaadayum.

This weeks shows success rate '8 clean teaspoons in the drawer out of 10'  (<----I dont know about you but teaspoons are like prison currency in my house)

Snotty, shit head garage punk for everyone!!!!!!!!

This weeks show is a house party full of total pahnk kants; TOTAL dickbags the ones that think it's funny to leave a shit in your fridge but make really REALLY leathery tyte tunes, so, mehhh....

I'm not gonna lie though, I dont talk for the last half hour because I had to bench press some z's under the desk, but that first hour, my God. HAWT. SHYT.

By Jove, I think she's got it! One a scale of 'one-to-schnailed-it' I would say this week, I motha lickin' schnailed it. 

'9 novelty singing christmas lawn ornaments that go on for sliiiightly too long but you cant help pressing one more time out of 10'!!!!

PART 1 - A buxom, overflowing Cornucopia of Grind & Powerviolence for your angsty, shouty, cathartic pleasure.

- INTERMISSION

PART 2 - Playlist & Listners Choice!!!

...Another fraut unt frivolous dickslide (...great phrase! I'm coining that right now) through a thick slew o' all over the place snotty shithead punk for your listening paleeeeessiure. This week I learn how to not sound like I've never had a glass of water in my life but do make a continual really annoying 'stttt' sound with my mouth, so I'm sorry about that...why am I telling you this? Because that's what I do! If you listened to the show you would know that already, so...who looks stupid now. Still me! This weeks shows success rate '7 moderately sized glazed hams out of 10'!!!! Wehey!