This morning we're talking mermaid's... Rob's well and truly done his research on this mythical creature. Convincing or just a bit of magical bollocks?
Rob's been thinking about his pens. And paper. And all things low techology, really. But wait, when does it become high technology? How many colours can your pen have before it becomes one of the future? Navigating our way through the timeline of technologies all the way to flying cars - this morning, here on bFM Breakfast.
Rob's spent the night thinking about giant, carnivorous worms invading France. A terrible dream or a beautiful nightmare? We can't quite decide. A rogue crayfish also fights for his life in a Chinese hotpot. We only discuss the real issues here on bFM Breakfast.
Your endearing dose of disbelief is broadcasting live from Morning People today. Rob's seeing a pub full of 9-5'ers dancing their heads off at 6:30 in the morning WITHOUT any drug paraphernalia in sight! It's a miracle!
Remember when that mean airline refused a dude from bringing his emotional support peacock on-board? Rob certainly does! A piglet? A dodo? A puffin? The old HAVO? We could contemplate our ideal travel-mates alllll day long.
Everyone's riding the proverbial wave today - the highest of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere, in fact - and Rob just can't help himself from daring our surf reporter Kiri to a little aquatic-themed duel.
Are multiverses real? Why is ancient cosmology so wacko? And what the Dickens is a Pleadian? Rob's lost hours of sleep over this. The least you could do is listen.
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