Put down your breakfast, Rob's getting into the gritty stuff - cockroach milk. But wait, is that too much? Let's move onto those ol' findings in the UK, crazy huh? Rob's here to educate you all, get ready.
Rob's learning new things everyday, last week he learnt he likes broccoli? This week, it could be carrots! We're finding out what Bollix learnt about this morning, and blowing Tom's mind with his knowledge; he tell's us how many languages there really are.
It's a big day for Rob... The football's on, England is playing, it's tense. While anxiously keeping track of the score, even came in early to watch it (sorry Rob), he's breaking down "chocolate currency" and crows. Quite the morning in here.
Rob's been thinking about his pens. And paper. And all things low techology, really. But wait, when does it become high technology? How many colours can your pen have before it becomes one of the future? Navigating our way through the timeline of technologies all the way to flying cars - this morning, here on bFM Breakfast.
Rob's spent the night thinking about giant, carnivorous worms invading France. A terrible dream or a beautiful nightmare? We can't quite decide. A rogue crayfish also fights for his life in a Chinese hotpot. We only discuss the real issues here on bFM Breakfast.
Your endearing dose of disbelief is broadcasting live from Morning People today. Rob's seeing a pub full of 9-5'ers dancing their heads off at 6:30 in the morning WITHOUT any drug paraphernalia in sight! It's a miracle!
Remember when that mean airline refused a dude from bringing his emotional support peacock on-board? Rob certainly does! A piglet? A dodo? A puffin? The old HAVO? We could contemplate our ideal travel-mates alllll day long.